If a Dr.Seuss book and the book The Thing violently copulated my life would be the resulting rape baby.
Shame on you, you're a bad person.
You're a real smartster!
Yum, yum, war on terror!
It was yearning for her sweet caress...
The Father is not pleased
Complete Chapter 1
Defeat the mutated monster
Defeat the Ultimate Tyrant
Do business with the mysterious Merchant